Funny Joke

A man and his wife are waken one night by glass breaking. An escaped prisoner storms into their bedroom and ties up the two of them: the husband to a chair, the wife to the bed. The man leans over the wife, talks with her, and goes into the adjacent bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife, "Listen, he probably wants sex, but just give it to him because he's dangerous. If you don't, he could kill us both. Be strong honey, I love you." The wife starts to giggle and replies, "Oh, don't worry about me. He just told me that he thought you were cute and asked if we had any vaseline in the bathroom. I told him it was on the top shelf. Be strong honey, I love you."