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Hey I'd Slap You But I Don't Wanna Make Your Face Look Any Better. Kickass If It Makes Sense
Girl: "How come you don't text me anymore?"Me: "Sorry, but my cell plan doesn't cover the friend zon…Read More
Me: How do you make an animal to talk to you?Friend: How?Me: I just did.
Woman: let's watch a movie, we never doMan: no get back in the kitchen Woman: u know women live long…Read More