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Teacher: why is there a cat in here?Kid: Beacuse I heard my daddy say to my mummy I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids are at school, so I'm saving him.Teacher: ...
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high and lost his fly and asked her …Read More
My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heatin…Read More
Yo mama like a vacuum she sucks,blows, and gets laid in the closet