There was once a couple .The husband was addicted to smoking and drinking.One day his wife got so angry she told him.'IF YOU KEEP SMOKING ALL OF YOUR INTESTINES WILL FALL OUT'.The husband did not believe her.
The wife had to prove herself right .So one day, she bought some pig intestines early in the morning and stuffed it up her husbands underwear.
When her husband woke up, she heard a scream.then, after 30 minutes no sound. But after an hour her husband cane down sweating.The wife said,"what happened?.'Its true, my intestines did come out,but luckily I pushed them back in.