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*walks into restraunt*Waiter: Would you like a table?Me: No we came to sit on the floor carpet for 5 please.
Bully: Shut up!You: I don't shut up.Bully: What do you do then?You: I grow up,When I look at you I t…Read More
Friend- I want to high five her in the face with a brick. Cover her in spikes and dip her in poison.…Read More
American kid- "You're from the UK? Cool! So do you have tea with the queen?"British kid- "Do you go …Read More