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*walks into restraunt*Waiter: Would you like a table?Me: No we came to sit on the floor carpet for 5 please.
Well, youre a waste of semen!
Did it hurt when you fell of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down
"Why do you even wear a bra? You have nothing to put it in."
Me: "You wear pants, don't you?"