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My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, "How old are you?" I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age, I was six."
Guy: Who's your daddy?Girl: He's a cop that arrests perverts like youGuy: ....
My teacher asked me the first day of school, "Are you chewing?"I said, "No, Chewing is probably one …Read More
Boy: Damn your friend is cuteGirl: You didnt even see her faceBoy: But I saw that assGirl: Yeah the …Read More