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My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, "How old are you?" I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age, I was six."
Friend: Is that one of thoose ugly paintings that are worth a lot of money?Other Friend: No it's cal…Read More
I thought I was ugly,until I saw your mom
Guy 1: I get a boner when I look in that mirrorGuy 2: that's a photo of me