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Life is like a bowl of soup. You only get blown if you're hot.
A guy is watching his friend run a race. He yells from the crowd, "Come on, dude! Mustard the streng…Read More
Next halloween I'm dressing up as father time so I can walk around and tell b*tches "suck my clock, …Read More
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.