Funny Blonde Joke

There was a red head a brunette and the dumb blonde reading a book about this cliff that if you jumped off of it you'd turn into anything you wanted. So the red head goes first and jumps and says "Eagle" So she turns into an eagle, The brunette jumps and says "Falcon" So she turns into a falcon, The dumb blonde trips on a rock and falls and says shit, Guess what happens? She falls and turns into shit. :3