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Guy: do you like Imagine Dragons?Girl: OMG, I love them.Guy: Can you imagine me dragon my nuts accross you face
Guy: You look like my third wife.
Girl: how many times have you been married?
Please, either stop being so attractive or make out with me. It is your choice.
"You remind me of my pinkie toe you're small you're cute and i'll probably be bangin you on my coffe…Read More