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Mom: Go clean your room!
You: But its my room!
Mom: I don't care!
You: So if you don't care I don't have to clean it!
Girl: If I was your wife, I would poison your drinkMan: if I was your husband I would drink it
Boy: "Mom, can I go bungee jumping"Mom: "NO, you came in this world because rubber broke, I don't wa…Read More
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?She kept sucking after I slapped her!