Funny Comeback

Bully:You're the defintion of dumbass
Me:You're pretty much the Defintion of an Abortion
Everyone:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bully: You're the defntion of gay
Me:I'm straighter than a pole that ur mom dances me on Everyone:OHHHHH
Bully:Fuck off
Me:That's what i said to your ugly sister while she tried f*ck me