Funny Dirty Joke

A son asks his mother " Is Jesus perfect?"
The mother responds "Yes"
Then the son asks " Is God perfect?"
The mother responds "Yes"
Then he asks "Are you perfect?"
The mother says "Yes!"
Then finally the son asks "Is dad?"
Immediately the mother responds "NO!"
The son then says "Why is that?"
The mom responds saying "Because he forgot his condom and made you!"