Funny Joke

Okay, so theres a statue and he's been a statue for years then a magical pigeon swoops down where the statue is and says, "since you have been a good statue so i'm going to grant you life". So the pigeon swirls his little wand and the statue becomes alive. The statue is like, "Oh my gosh i'm alive!" The first thing he does is throw the pigron on the ground and he shits on it and says, "how do you like it?"