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Current relationship status: Made dinner for two. Ate both.
My vacuum cleaner broke. I put a Dallas Cowboys sticker on it, and now it sucks again.
Me: Ummm hi, how much is the rent for this lovely apartment? Lady: Sir, this is a liquor store.
I never forget my son's first words... "Where the heck have you been for 16 years?"