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Why do single women take dating advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving driving directions to Ray Charles.
Tupperware needs to be called TupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID.
It doesn´t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.
What the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift.