Funny Animal Joke

They say guys are dogs & girls are cats.
That is true 100%, a dog will take a shit anywhere it needs to and not worry about cleaning after it, same as a guy that will get with another girl and not worry too much about covering his ass. Cats will do their dirt and the second they finish they will start to cover it or bury it in the sand, same as a girl that will get with a guy and as soon as she finishes she will try to cover it up in the best way for the guy not to ever find out about it. Hence the comparison of a guy to a dog and a girl to a cat