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Bully: HAHA YOU FAILED!!! Me: Yeah, so did your Dad's condom. Bully: ...
COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"ME: "So it wouldn't be windy when we talked."
"I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and sh*t out a smarter statement than that."
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