Funny Celebrity Joke

Ronaldo: Hey Messi!
Messi: What?
Ronaldo: Do you have a body like mine?
Messi: No
Ronaldo:As expected. Do you have a sexy wife like mine?
Messi: Nope...but hey Ronaldo...
Ronaldo: What?
Messi: Do you have more awards than me?
Ronaldo: *cry* no