Funny Dirty Joke

Once there was a drunk , a smoker, and a homo. All three men went to the docter and the docter says if u do what u do one more time u will die. They are walking back home when the drunk sees a bar. He tells the others that he has too piss but is to tempted not to drink and he dies. While the smoker and homo r walking back they see a just light cig on the ground, the homo says to the smoker" bend dowen to pick that up and will bouth die."