Funny Dirty Joke

(Mum and daughter are texting one another)
Mum: I love you my sweetie. You are my special baby 8===D
Daughter: Ewww! Wtf mum?!
Mum: What!?
Daughter: Why did you send me a penis!!!???
Mum: What?! Your brother told me it was a smiley alien face! Wait so 8===D ~ {(•)} isn't an alien boarding a ship?
Daughter: No. It isn't -_-