Funny Dirty Joke

One beautiful morning, a man was laying naked on the beach. A curious women comes up to him and points at his penis and asks "what's that?" "That's the bird" The man replied. "What's that?" She asks again pointing to the testicles. "Those are the eggs" Said the man. "And what's this?" Asked the women once more pointing to the pubic hair. "That's the nest" Replied the man.

Later that day, the man found himself in the hospital with the women on his side. "What happen?" Asked the man. "Well, the bird spat at me so I snapped the bird's neck, I broke the eggs and I burned down the nest" Explained the women. The man pulled up the blankets covering his body. After looking for 5 seconds, the man fainted.