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I beat my friend in a foot-race,he was a sore loser.I guess he couldn't take the agony of de-feet!
A guy just threw milk at me... How dairy?!
Why did the jelly bean go to university?He wanted to be a smartie! Kick ass if you get it! :)
I've accepted the fact that being cremated is my last hope for a smoking, hot body.