Funny Blonde Joke

A plane is about to crash and on it there is a Blonde, Micheal Jackson, a school-boy and the pilot. There are only 3 parachutes. MJ takes one a screams i'm too famous to die, and jumps. then goes the blonde who says she's too pretty to die, and then the pilot says, "its ok, you can live you life" to the school-boy, but then the kid says "it's ok, the blonde took my school-bag"