Funny Dirty Joke
an old man went to the doctor and said "I just f*cked the 3 most beautiful girls in the world and they all gave me a good blowjob and for return I ate their pussy". the doctor said "what was their names?" the old man then replied with "Emily, Ashley and Marissa". the doctor said "well you better f*ck me to because you just f*cked my mom my wife and my daughter".