Funny Joke

Here's a quiz for you!

A man drops a brick from a plane which had 500 bricks. How many are left?

If you got 500, you're correct.

How do you put an elephant in a large fridge? There are 3 steps.

If you got these steps, then you are correct:

1. Open the door

2. Put the elephant in the fridge

3. Close the door

Now, how do you put a ZEBRA in a fridge?

If you got these steps, then you are correct:

1. Open the door

2. Take out the elephant

3. Put the zebra in

4. Close the door

All species of animal (except humans) were at a gathering. However, one species had a missing animal. What was it?

The correct answer is zebra, because it's in the fridge!

A woman needs to cross a river to get to her house. A sign next to the river reads, "DANGER: Alligators! Use boat with caution." The woman swims across the river, and doesn't get injured. Why?

The answer is that the alligators were at the gathering.

After the woman gets on the other side, she dies. Why?

The answer is that the brick from the plane fell on her head.