Funny Dirty Joke

You close the door and shut the lights
So the feeling comes in right
You close you eyes and feel the lips
as they start to suck the tip
In a moment you'll hear a moan
That's when you realize it's not your own
You just don't know who it is
Is it your girlfriend?
No it can't be
you ask
who is it?
Until you feel those pursing lips.
Through the darkness you can see
the outline of those curving hips
You just can't wait anymore
So you pull the lever to turn on the lights
you turn around
oh shit its Just Bieber