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Tough guy: you are a failure.Me: just like your dad's condom
"You're cute when you're mad.""Yeah, well I'm about to get really freakin' adorable"
Bully: Hey nerd, why are you so small?Short kid: Because I'm impersonating your dick.
Guy: FAIL!! Me: no one asked you for your life story.