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I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.
What the hell is up with "Fun sized" candy? There is nothing fun about less candy.
Roses are redThat part is trueBut violets are purpleNot f*cking blue
There are two things in this life that we all can agree on. Boobs.