Funny Dirty Joke

A businessman is going on a business trip but wants to get something for his wife so that she can give herself pleasure whilst he's away, so he decides to go to a sex shop. The guy didn't like the idea of his wife having sex with another man so he didn't buy a blow up doll. After looking at all the sex toys, dildos and blow up dolls, he asks the old man at the cash register if he has anything else. "Yes I do." Says the old man. He gets a wooden box out and opens it. " It looks like an ordinary dildo." Says the businessman. " No it's no ordinary dildo; watch this: Voodoo dick, the door!" The dildo starts twisting at the door, "Voodoo dick, get back in the box!" "How much does it cost?" Asks the businessman. "Sorry it's not for sale." " I'll pay you $500." "Okay" says the old man and sells the dildo.
When the wife is on her own she opens the box and says: " Voodoo dick, my pussy!" So the dildo gives her pleasure until after three orgasms gets bored, but doesn't know how to tell it to stop so she puts her clothes back on and gets in her car to drive to the hospital. She has another orgasm and the car sways, a policeman pulls her over: " Are you drunk? Asks the police officer. "No, I've got a voodoo dick stuck inside me." So the policeman says: "Voodoo dick my ass!