Funny Dirty Joke

There is a man and a woman,they just met at a bar and started conversing, the woman is a easy going, always wanting to try new things type of person, the man is a hardcore hunter and hunting enthusiast, and very often goes hunting with his dogs.

The woman has never gone hunting before in her life, and has always wanted to

After 7 years of dating they decide to get married, and the man has promised to take her hunting the day after their wedding day.

The day comes, the man has gotten all of his equipment ready and packed his truck. BUT the weather is really bad; its cold, its raining and etc. ITS REALLY BAD WEATHER

The woman decides to tell her husband that she does not want to go hunting anymore.

The man, now disappointed and pissed off, says to his wife "you have a choice, either you come and hunt with me or you blow me. Now im going to get the dogs ready, that will give you enough time to decide."

While her husband is away, she thinks about it.

When he comes back she tells him "well im not going hunting so i guess im going to have to blow you"
She starts blowing him and then stops for a moment, then says in a disgusted tone "aghh it tastes like s*it"

The man looks straight in the eye and says "well the dogs didnt want to go hunting either"