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Me: Hey dad, do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a little kid?Dad: YeahMe: Well I just saw him the other day and he wanted me to tell you he says hi.Dad: Fuck you
*Two Hookers Walking Down The Street*Hooker 1:" Do you smell dick?"Hooker 2: "Sorry, I burped":.
A guy crying after break-up: I want her back...His friend: What about her front???
My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move.
She: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I've s…Read More