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Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.Then they call me ugly and poor.
Women are like shed roofs, if you don't nail them hard enough they'll end up next door.
I don't always have a valid argument, but when I do its later that day, in the shower
Today I have been sober for 100 days. Not, like, in a row or anything. Just in total.