Funny Pun

A guy is watching his friend run a race. He yells from the crowd, "Come on, dude! Mustard the strength to ketchup to your opponents, and then you can relish your victory!" But after a while, he notices that his friend is getting tired. He tries reverse psychology. "Actually, y'know what? Winning isn't important. You mayo may not win, but that's fine. You'll still get butter."