Funny Dirty Joke

TEACHER: I shot Five Birds, Two of them are dead. how many are left??
STUDENT: None. The others flew away bcoz of the sound of the gun.
TEACHER: No, It's a Math problem.. but I like your Style..
STUDENT: So, I have a question for you teacher... Three women were eating ice cream. One of them is Licking it. The other one, Sucking it and the Last one, Biting it.. Which one is Married??
TEACHER: The Sucking One.
STUDENT: No, The one with the ring on her finger, But I like your Style...