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Funny Blonde Joke

Three women are about to be executed. Ones a brunet, ones a redhead, and ones a blond. The guard brings the brunet forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts ''ready aim'' suddenly the brunet shout's ''Earthquake''. Everyone gets on the ground and the brunet escapes. Then the guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner ask if she has any last request. She says no and the executioner shouts '' ready aim'' suddenly the redhead yells '' tornado'' everyone is startled and looks around for a cover while she escapes. By now the blond has it fingered out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner ask if she has any last request. She says no and the executioner shouts ''ready aim'' and the blond yells ''FIRE.''

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