Funny Redneck Joke

Redneck went to the doctor Anant's office to ask for a triple dose of Viagra.The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a triple dose.

"Why not?' asked Redneck

"Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor Anant

"But I need it really bad,' said Redneck

"Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor Anant

Redneck answered, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a triple dose."

On Monday, Redneck dragged himself in to the doctor's office, his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"

Redneck said, "No one showed up."