Funny Redneck Joke

Redneck goes into a doctors Anant and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!"

"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor anant asks.

"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back.

"That's not so much", says dr anant.

"Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.

"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.

"Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my neighbour pakistani lady, TWICE a day," says the redneck

"Well, that's definitely to much", says the dr Anant. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand."

"I do", says the redneck. "Twice a day !!!