Funny Redneck Joke

Anant is walking on campus one day when Redneck rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.
"Where did you get such a rockin' bike?" asked Anant
Redneck "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want.'" "And Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit."