Funny Racial Joke

A Pakistani guy, anant, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.
The old woman, beautiful girl and the Indian guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani guy is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
The old woman is thinking: That Pakistani guy must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped.
The Pakistani guy is thinking: "Damn it, that Indian guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped me instead."

The beautiful girl is thinking: "That Pakistani guy must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped."
Anant smiling inside: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani guy again."