Funny Joke

A couple is driving...
Cop: Sir, you realize that you were speeding.
Husband: Im sorry officer, I didnt know.
Wife: What the hell, thats a lie Ive been telling him for miles!!
Husband: Shut up!! Shut the f*ck up!! No one is talking to you!!
Cop: Ok then, did you know that your license plate was expired?
Husband: No Officer, I didnt know.
Wife: He's lien!! I've been telling him for months!!
Husband: Shut the hell up BITCH nobody's talking to you!!!
*cop walks over to the wife's side and says*
Cop: Mam, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife: No. only when he's drunk.