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My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac.
Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh.
(Sittin in class and you pull out your phone)Teacher- Young man give me your phone!!Me- Bitch, when …Read More
Kid: I want a dragon for christmas.Santa: Be realistic.Kid: Ok, I want a loyal girlfriend.Santa: Wha…Read More
Friend: You get those CD's?
Me: What CD's?
Friend: CD's NUTS BITCH!
Me: Oh good one did Wilma tell …Read More