Funny Dirty Joke

We had a little game called: If u would name ur dick after a movie...
I said 'Titanic'
My friends laughed a little and said: classic
My other friend said: The Fast And The Furious
we laughed.
My black friend said: The Dark Knight Rises
we laughed our asses off!
My girlfriend then said: Stealth The invisible threat...
I cried myself to sleep that night ;-;