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Why did the owl fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the second owl fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first owl
What did the raisin say to the toaster?
Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the…Read More
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.