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Why did the owl fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the second owl fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first owl
Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing?A: Because he got shot in the face.
Pastor: The devil wants to eat your happiness
me:Then he will starve to death
Roses are red
violets are blue
your moms a whore