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Why did the owl fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the second owl fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first owl
Why was Sally rolling in the grass?
She was on fire.
Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing?A: Because he got shot in the face.
What do a Pakistani wife and husband have in common?Nothing. It was an arranged marriage.