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Why did the owl fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the second owl fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first owl
Carlos has 300 candy bars. He eats 295.
What does Carlos have?
Diabetes. Carlos has diabetes
How do you make a clown stop smiling? You throw an axe at his face.
How do you make a fat kid cry?Shoot his feet