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Why did the owl fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the second owl fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first owl
Roses are red,That much is true,But violets are purple,Not f*cking blue.
What was the last thing that went through sallys mind before she got hit by the bus. Ohhh look a bus
Why did Suzie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.