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Why did the owl fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the second owl fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first owl
What did the raisin say to the toaster?
Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the…Read More
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause North Korea's missiles couldn't reach that far.
Whats better than winning an award?
Not having your family shot to death.