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Women are usually impressed when I tell them I have a giant horse cock.
But they freak out once I take it out of my freezer
Cops: Open up!
Me: I don't want tickets to your ball!
Cops: We don't have balls!
Cops: "slow clap" w…Read More
What did the storm troopers girlfriend say after sex?........."You missed."
I like my sex just like my wifi. Slow and unprotected.