Funny Dirty Joke

A guy went to the beach to lay down and relax and had a newspaper covering his private parts but then a little girl came up to him and said what is under the newspaper and the guy said, my birdie don't touch it and then the guy went to sleep and soon after he woke up he found out that he was in the hospital and his private parts were hurting an then he saw the little girl right next to him and asked what happened and the little girl said when you were asleep I played with your birdie and then it spat on me so I broke the neck, busted the eggs, and burned its nest.