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What do you call an octopus on drugs?The Crackin
"Men are mean to their friends just like women are nice to their enemies."~Lisa Simpson
Me and my dog share a very common lifestyle. We eat, sleep, and hump things.
I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.