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If you want my comeback, you're going to have to scrape it off your moms teeth.
If your going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart, otherwise your just an ass.
Person: You mother f*cker!
Me: Considering I f*cked your mother, I suppose I am a mother f*cker...
When I said "I'd hit that"
I meant with a baseball bat.