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If you want my comeback, you're going to have to scrape it off your moms teeth.
*walks into restraunt*Waiter: Would you like a table?Me: No we came to sit on the floor carpet for 5…Read More
Parents: "You need to stop watching TV, and read more!"
Me: *turns on subtitles*
Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?