Funny Racial Joke

an italian man who doesnt know english comes to england and:
at the hotel he learns, "me,me,me!"
at the restaurant he learns, "knives and forks, knives and forks!"
at the museum he learns, "oh, how fascinating!"
and at the farm he learns, "a little fat piggy"
then there was a dead woman on the road, the police was there and asked, "who killed her?"
man answers, "me,me,me!"
police,"what did you kill her with?"
man,"knives and forks, knives and forks!"
police,"you're going to prison!"
man,"oh, how fascinating!"
police,"who do you think you are?"
man, "a little fat piggy"