Funny Dirty Joke

There was a woman that wanted to get drunk but....she had
one dollar. So she made a riddle well she walks into the bar
and tells a man can you solve my riddle if you get it wrong pay a dollar. "if I was as happy as I could be what would you do if my
pussy floated out to sea." Well people would get it wrong and she
got drunker and drunker until an old man showed up and he asked for the riddle so she tells it then he scratches his head then he says... "well if yer pussy floated out the sea ill wrap my balls around your ass use my dick as an oar and sail your pussy right back to shore.