Funny Dirty Joke
Four men in a prison cell, a rapist, a murderer, a psycho and a gay person. The rapist says, "If there was a cat in here I'd f*ck it!!" The murderer says, "Ya! Once your done with it, I'd torture it to death!!" The psycho says, "Once it's dead I would f*ck it till I die!".
The gay person in the corner very softly says... "Meeoow."